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Us Saplings can't wait for our snack!
No more tears! No more fear!
Now that Mommy's milk is here!
Warmth and Love fill her embrace!
Our Mommy's chest is nice and safe!
Mommy is back! Mommy is back!
Long story short:
VAPING GOT ME LAID!!!! To all of you who said it would never work, who said I was lame for using a healthy smoking alternative, here's to you! And to all the other nice guys who think they'll never get the girl, maybe my tale can bring you some hope:)
So I was at a friends birthday party and got talking to this nice girl (who was a 6/10, (would've been an 8/10 but i heard she wasnt a virgin)), and well one thing led to another and suddenly we found ourselves in a room together, talking about how we both hated hookup culture and drinking.