“Where a goat can go, a man can go. And where a man can go, he can drag a gun.” –William Philips, British Artillery Officer

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”–George Carlin

'Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience“–George Carlin

”Never correct your enemy when he is making a mistake“ –Napoleon Bonaparte

”There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today,"–British admiral David Beatty, after the british battlecruisers Indefatigable and Queen Mary explode less than half an hour into The Battle of Jutland, 1916.

“The point of war isn't to die for your country. It's to make the other bastard die for his.”–George S. Patton

(Warhammer) 40k - where the genocidal, xenocidal, fascist, ultraconservative zealots with a morbid fear of technology and an unhealthy fondness for burning things… are the good guys.—A forum signature.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory." –Lt. Colonel Kilgore, from the movie “Apocalypse Now”

I went to the dark side. Then I left. The dark side is scary