Recent reviews by Garmiir

Play this one instead of the original. The performance feels better too.

Shame the second part never came out. I had such a Sam & Max vibe onto it

I might have finished this game around 3 times. Way under appreciated.

This one is very buggy, previous games were just fine what happened here?

McPixel 2 was truly their peak but this is a nice closing of the Trilogy!

Oh boy, Lara got herself into trouble again. Let's go to Siberia!

PROS:
Ok campaign, Multiplayer is probably good, it's fun to destroy stuff.

CONS:
Campaign/Hard: I got way too much health for hard dificulty, AI is dumb, my squadmates are dead weight, i see them unloading a whole magazine in the face of the enemy and not dealing damage to a point it's ridiculous. They push me out of cover, they block my way and glitch me very often. Enemies walk past your squadmates to flank you and they do nothing, sometimes an ally will stay miles behind because they are locked in an eternal fight against an enemy they can't kill and can't kill them so they shoot each other until ragnarok.
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There are a few VERY ANOYING GAMEBREAKING bugs and glitches in the story it's almost unplayable sometimes, 11 years on this and they haven't fixed the stupidest things such as you not being able to swim on the 3rd mission and shots not hitting the enemies because there's some invisible colision box blocking them.
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This game has SERIOUS clipping issues, random NPCs and vehicles constaintly clip through other vehicles, NPCs, you, walls and buildings in the middle of cutscenes and gameplay as well. I clipped and fell through the floor sometimes.
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Other NPC's animations can push you and get you stuck in random places.
You can destroy walls, shoot through steel plates and concrete but not cardboard boxes and plot-armored glass.
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Story has some very retarded plot holes such as characters acting like brainlets, making the stupidest decicions and the flarcking US military sending one tank and 4 foot soldiers against hundreds of chinese tanks on a corridor.
As far as storymode goes, this game is overrated, not bad but personally liked BF2 and BF3 better.

If you want boobs and kill monsters this is the game for you.

The gameplay, combat and combos are very satisfying. Art and character design is great (not just the hot girls). Has Coop and Steam Workshop.

Has a spice of Souls-Like, but it's closer to GoW/DMC.
Looks overall unpolished (but plays very well). Doesn't have much graphical atmosphere, cutscenes look weird, audio doesn't play some times, Eng translation is kinda bad and story is the ultimate cliche.

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