Recent reviews by Garmiir

I'm playing one of my favorite movies

Keep in mind this is a Prologue to Phantom Pain.
Get it on a pack with the main game or don't.
DO NOT PAY FULL PRICE

Awesome story, hillarious characters got me laughing most of the time.
Gameplay gets repetitive and boring after some time. The story is what kept me going.

I'm a concept artist. This is great for study.
I want the devs to know how much we LOVE Zenozoik.
So every time they release these artbooks, it's a must get for me.

Great game, great sequel to Zeno Clash.
Combat is much better than first game. You can play coop.
Adds much more lore to the world of Zenozoik and characters.
I need more of Zenozoik. This is my utopia.

In few words: this is a great "Slows-Like"
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Design is great, the world is beautiful, lore was interesting, i really tried playing this bcus it looked so cool, it had so much potential. But unfortunately the game is too slow, the average weapons are slower than 10 yo me wielding a sledgehammer with ahsma. You walk slow, attack slow, recover slow, roll slow everyone else is fast. Each boss-fight is 40 min of the same repeating moveset (you and boss), it's hardest challenge is not falling asleep. Besides it's a Souls-Like where rolling is the worst strategy. The whole thing feels pointless.

Great game! If you like post-apoc this is a MUST play. It's pretty much like a Mad Max FPS with a sauce of Fallout and a touch of Borderlands.


You could say it's open-world, more like "open-road" there's lots of roads for you to drive your MadMaxish cars, shoot and crash, lost of places to go but most of them need some quest to be available, but there's also lots of sidequests for that.
There's no skills system, you evolve by getting better gear, there's endless quests of bounty, races and arena that reward you money.
Also this is one of the few games i've seen the enemies seem so alive with their mid-fight dialogs, tactics variations, interactions and animations.

My brain hurts

Worth to buy on sale to play with friends. Might like it if you're a fan of the movies.
There is a single player mode with little stories whch is pretty cool.
Since Dead by Daylight became a halloween overwatch this one might be better if you're looking for a horror experience.

This was the first game to ever feature dynamic boobs physics.
Or was it hair physics?
Well the story is pretty good tho.