Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của ☻eu vim pa zua

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 3:30pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 6:51pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 4:40pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 6:14pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg01, 2015 @ 7:13pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg01, 2015 @ 2:30pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg01, 2015 @ 7:09pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg01, 2015 @ 6:15pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg04, 2015 @ 2:51pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg04, 2015 @ 2:52pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 3:55pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg01, 2015 @ 8:14am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg01, 2015 @ 6:29pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg01, 2015 @ 3:07pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg01, 2015 @ 9:29am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg12, 2019 @ 8:53pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg01, 2015 @ 4:05pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 2:48pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg12, 2019 @ 8:33pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg01, 2015 @ 7:03pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 4:40pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 5:22pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 4:15pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg01, 2015 @ 3:29pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg01, 2015 @ 3:05pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 4:50pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg04, 2015 @ 3:10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 2:11pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 2:59pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 6:07pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg01, 2015 @ 2:41pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:15pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg01, 2015 @ 5:57pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg04, 2015 @ 2:39pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04, 2015 @ 7:32pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg05, 2016 @ 2:49pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 4:48pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 7:41pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg12, 2019 @ 11:28pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg12, 2019 @ 10:38pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg05, 2016 @ 11:22am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 6:25pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 9:01pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 8:35pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg05, 2016 @ 9:25pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 9:50pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

4 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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