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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 15:30

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 18:51

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 16:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 18:14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 27 ian. 2015 la 19:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 14:30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 19:09

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 27 ian. 2015 la 18:15

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 14:51

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 14:52

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 15:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 22 ian. 2015 la 8:14

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 27 ian. 2015 la 18:29

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 15:07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 22 ian. 2015 la 9:29

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Obținută la 8 dec. 2019 la 20:53

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 16:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 14:48

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 8 dec. 2019 la 20:33

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 27 ian. 2015 la 19:03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 16:40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 15:13

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Obținută la 25 mai 2016 la 17:22

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 16:15

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 15:29

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 15:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 16:50

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 15:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 14:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 14:59

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 18:07

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 14:41

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 18 apr. 2015 la 19:15

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 21 ian. 2015 la 17:57

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 14:39

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Obținută la 20 apr. 2015 la 19:32

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 20 mai 2016 la 14:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 25 mai 2016 la 16:48

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 25 mai 2016 la 19:41

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2019 la 23:28

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 8 dec. 2019 la 22:38

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Obținută la 20 mai 2016 la 11:22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 25 mai 2016 la 18:25

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Obținută la 25 mai 2016 la 21:01

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Obținută la 25 mai 2016 la 20:35

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 21 mai 2016 la 21:25

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 25 mai 2016 la 21:50



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
4 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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