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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 3: 30pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 6: 51pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 4: 40pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 6: 14pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
ปลดล็อค 27 ม.ค. 2015 @ 7: 13pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
ปลดล็อค 24 ม.ค. 2015 @ 2: 30pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
ปลดล็อค 23 ม.ค. 2015 @ 7: 09pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
ปลดล็อค 27 ม.ค. 2015 @ 6: 15pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
ปลดล็อค 21 เม.ย. 2015 @ 2: 51pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
ปลดล็อค 21 เม.ย. 2015 @ 2: 52pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 3: 55pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
ปลดล็อค 22 ม.ค. 2015 @ 8: 14am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
ปลดล็อค 27 ม.ค. 2015 @ 6: 29pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
ปลดล็อค 24 ม.ค. 2015 @ 3: 07pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
ปลดล็อค 22 ม.ค. 2015 @ 9: 29am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
ปลดล็อค 8 ธ.ค. 2019 @ 8: 53pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อค 23 ม.ค. 2015 @ 4: 05pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 2: 48pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
ปลดล็อค 8 ธ.ค. 2019 @ 8: 33pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
ปลดล็อค 27 ม.ค. 2015 @ 7: 03pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 4: 40pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 3: 13pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2016 @ 5: 22pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 4: 15pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อค 23 ม.ค. 2015 @ 3: 29pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
ปลดล็อค 24 ม.ค. 2015 @ 3: 05pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 4: 50pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อค 21 เม.ย. 2015 @ 3: 10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 2: 11pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 2: 59pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 6: 07pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
ปลดล็อค 24 ม.ค. 2015 @ 2: 41pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
ปลดล็อค 18 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 15pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
ปลดล็อค 21 ม.ค. 2015 @ 5: 57pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
ปลดล็อค 21 เม.ย. 2015 @ 2: 39pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
ปลดล็อค 20 เม.ย. 2015 @ 7: 32pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
ปลดล็อค 20 พ.ค. 2016 @ 2: 49pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2016 @ 4: 48pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2016 @ 7: 41pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
ปลดล็อค 2 ธ.ค. 2019 @ 11: 28pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
ปลดล็อค 8 ธ.ค. 2019 @ 10: 38pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
ปลดล็อค 20 พ.ค. 2016 @ 11: 22am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2016 @ 6: 25pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2016 @ 9: 01pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2016 @ 8: 35pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
ปลดล็อค 21 พ.ค. 2016 @ 9: 25pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2016 @ 9: 50pm



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
4 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+11

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