Proezas de ☻eu vim pa zua no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 15:30

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 18:51

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 16:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 18:14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 19:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 24 jan. 2015 às 14:30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 23 jan. 2015 às 19:09

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 18:15

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Desbloqueada a 21 abr. 2015 às 14:51

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Desbloqueada a 21 abr. 2015 às 14:52

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 15:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 22 jan. 2015 às 8:14

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 18:29

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 24 jan. 2015 às 15:07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 22 jan. 2015 às 9:29

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Desbloqueada a 8 dez. 2019 às 20:53

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 23 jan. 2015 às 16:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 14:48

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 8 dez. 2019 às 20:33

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 19:03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 16:40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 15:13

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2016 às 17:22

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 16:15

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 23 jan. 2015 às 15:29

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 24 jan. 2015 às 15:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 16:50

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 21 abr. 2015 às 15:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 14:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 14:59

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 18:07

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Desbloqueada a 24 jan. 2015 às 14:41

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Desbloqueada a 18 abr. 2015 às 19:15

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 21 jan. 2015 às 17:57

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 21 abr. 2015 às 14:39

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 20 abr. 2015 às 19:32

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 20 mai. 2016 às 14:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2016 às 16:48

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2016 às 19:41

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 2 dez. 2019 às 23:28

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Desbloqueada a 8 dez. 2019 às 22:38

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Desbloqueada a 20 mai. 2016 às 11:22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2016 às 18:25

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2016 às 21:01

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2016 às 20:35

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Desbloqueada a 21 mai. 2016 às 21:25

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2016 às 21:50

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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