Progreso de ☻eu vim pa zua en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 3:30 p. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 6:51 p. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 4:40 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 6:14 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 7:13 p. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 24 ENE 2015 a las 2:30 p. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ENE 2015 a las 7:09 p. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 6:15 p. m.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2015 a las 2:51 p. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2015 a las 2:52 p. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 3:55 p. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 22 ENE 2015 a las 8:14 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 6:29 p. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 24 ENE 2015 a las 3:07 p. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 22 ENE 2015 a las 9:29 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Se desbloqueó el 8 DIC 2019 a las 8:53 p. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ENE 2015 a las 4:05 p. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 2:48 p. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 8 DIC 2019 a las 8:33 p. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 7:03 p. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 4:40 p. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 3:13 p. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2016 a las 5:22 p. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 4:15 p. m.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ENE 2015 a las 3:29 p. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 24 ENE 2015 a las 3:05 p. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 4:50 p. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2015 a las 3:10 p. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 2:11 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 2:59 p. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 6:07 p. m.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 24 ENE 2015 a las 2:41 p. m.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2015 a las 7:15 p. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2015 a las 5:57 p. m.

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2015 a las 2:39 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 7:32 p. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2016 a las 2:49 p. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2016 a las 4:48 p. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2016 a las 7:41 p. m.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 2 DIC 2019 a las 11:28 p. m.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 8 DIC 2019 a las 10:38 p. m.

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2016 a las 11:22 a. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2016 a las 6:25 p. m.

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2016 a las 9:01 p. m.

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2016 a las 8:35 p. m.

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2016 a las 9:25 p. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2016 a las 9:50 p. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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