Salad » Ігри » Статистика для Genital Jousting

Зіграно за 2 тижні:
0h

Переглянути глобальну статистику досягнень
Для порівняння цих показників зі своїми вам необхідно увійти до профілю
15 з 28 (54%) досягнень здобуто:
Особисті досягнення
 

Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:16

Go Left

Move to the left.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:16

Go Right

Move to the right.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:16

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:31

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:37

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:06

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:50

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:52

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 11:07

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:46

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 10:46

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 11:10

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Здобуто 29 груд. 2018 о 11:31

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Здобуто 7 квіт. 2019 о 3:46

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Здобуто 21 серп. 2021 о 6:53



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.