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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:16

Go Left

Move to the left.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:16

Go Right

Move to the right.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:16

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:31

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:37

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:06

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:50

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:52

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 11:07

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:46

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 10:46

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 11:10

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2018 às 11:31

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Desbloqueada a 7 abr. 2019 às 3:46

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Desbloqueada a 21 ago. 2021 às 6:53



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.