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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:16 freigeschaltet

Go Left

Move to the left.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:16 freigeschaltet

Go Right

Move to the right.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:16 freigeschaltet

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:31 freigeschaltet

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:37 freigeschaltet

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:06 freigeschaltet

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:50 freigeschaltet

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:52 freigeschaltet

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 11:07 freigeschaltet

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:46 freigeschaltet

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 10:46 freigeschaltet

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 11:10 freigeschaltet

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Am 29. Dez. 2018 um 11:31 freigeschaltet

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Am 7. Apr. 2019 um 3:46 freigeschaltet

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Am 21. Aug. 2021 um 6:53 freigeschaltet



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.