Salad » 游戏 » Genital Jousting 统计

过去 2 周的游戏时间:
0h

查看全球成就统计
您必须先登录才能与这些统计进行比较
已获得 15 / 28（54%）项成就：
个人成就
 

Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:16 解锁

Go Left

Move to the left.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:16 解锁

Go Right

Move to the right.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:16 解锁

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:31 解锁

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:37 解锁

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:06 解锁

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:50 解锁

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:52 解锁

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 11:07 解锁

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:46 解锁

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 10:46 解锁

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 11:10 解锁

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
2018 年 12 月 29 日 上午 11:31 解锁

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
2019 年 4 月 7 日 上午 3:46 解锁

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
2021 年 8 月 21 日 上午 6:53 解锁



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.