big damn d‎eez

im eating drywall

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (shart)

do you think wardward was trying to tell us something

several counts of murder

I CAST..... First Feeling

normalize being a sleepyhead!
it's ok to be eternally trapped within the realm of the ancient dreamer!

horse funeral

MOLDED, ROTTING, SLOWLY DECAYING. EACH PUN AND EACH LINE. WAS IT ALL WORTH PRETENDING? THEY ARE NO LONGER HERE. OH BUDDY, OUR LEGACY, IT'S OVER.

cry about it

hot dog

SEEKING TRUTH, THE WISE FIND INSTEAD ITS PROFOUND ABSENCE

on july 18th, go bananas!

jeff business

don't dm me. don't pregnant man react me. we're done.

| AtLeast5GayRats was slain by Grizzly Bear

the 327 minute sandwich

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

I know everything hasn’t been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it’s going to be all right again.

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my name is jeff
me llamo jeff
je m'appelle jeff
ich heiße jeff
僕の名前はjeffです

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The necessity of concealing the Art is one
of the chief anxieties of alchemists.
We are sworn to secrecy by heaven and earth
and hell, by the four elements, by the height
and the depth, by Hermes, by Anubis, and by the
howlings of Kerkoros. An oath has been required
of us to reveal nothing clearly to any
uninitiated being.

Tis true without lying, certain and most true.
That which is below is like that which is above
And that which is above is like that which is below
To do the miracles of one only thing
And as all things have been and arose
From one by the mediation of one:
So all things have their birth
From this one thing by adaptation.