Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Cheesnev
111 Comments
I REMEMBRE YOUR'E SNOWGRAVES 29 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm 
Stats: When taunting, Heavy will turn his back to an opponent and release a fecal projectile that deals 50+ damage
Mister Snope 31 Oct, 2020 @ 1:06pm 
Cheese Gromit! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
phillydopey 24 Apr, 2020 @ 7:17pm 
next time just make a cheese sandwitch not a cheese
Scorched 29 Jan, 2018 @ 10:42am 
looks delicous, just saying.
Whipped Out My Werehog 4 Apr, 2016 @ 3:05pm 
This item. it seems abit.........."Cheesy".
Jeem Cari 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:36pm 
Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!
Freaky Visconti 17 May, 2015 @ 8:53pm 
How much u think its goaing to cost
OHGODBEES! 12 May, 2015 @ 5:33pm 
We need something like THE IRON FRUITCAKE! It if for true soviet men, so hard when you eat, it actually breaks your teeth, but its soooo heavy that no one can move you my soviet friend

+For 15 seconds immune to all movment and knockback effects (no airblast, sentry knockback, baseballs)
+Increased damage resistance

-30 hp
-Cannot throw out for allies
-50% longer eating time
ELITE-TMAN THE DOMNATER OF USERS 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:49pm 
LOL
Regular Player 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:03am 
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?_? 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:50am 
For peace, Bread and..... PORN.
Fries 19 Jun, 2014 @ 3:09pm 
who cut the chees?
Bunny Buddnies (Ob+Bb) 1 Mar, 2014 @ 5:08pm 
more than likely would be a re-skin of the sandvich.
Jeketr 19 Oct, 2013 @ 9:25am 
Sometimes i dream about cheeze.,.....
76561198091591274 7 Oct, 2013 @ 9:06am 
add it valve add it....
Margrave_Jobst 5 Oct, 2013 @ 10:17am 
STATS: adds 45 health for 35 seconds , recharge rate +10% ?Valve think about it
Margrave_Jobst 5 Oct, 2013 @ 10:16am 
1 question....WHATS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT CHEESE !! :D
Doehardt 21 Aug, 2013 @ 4:08pm 
Cheesus christ O.O
FÆROÜS 3 Apr, 2013 @ 2:06pm 
cheeeeeeeeeeezeeee!
Der Kopfabreißer 16 Feb, 2013 @ 8:16am 
great
MrSwissCheese 10 Jan, 2013 @ 6:41pm 
They need to put this in the game
Sir Reginald 24 Nov, 2012 @ 8:32pm 
Possible stats?
+Can store uber (Crits or normal)
+When eaten user will be under effect or said uber for normal duriation
-Cannot be thrown
-Medic needs to charge it (Medic needs to deploy the uber whle the item is active to charge)
-While eating user will take mini-critz until eating is done
Hotdawg 21 Oct, 2012 @ 4:00am 
@SPYPER Now look inside your Sandvich, and tell me the things you see.
ЯụB1K-X_107 18 Oct, 2012 @ 5:47am 
Break time!
cheese cheese i hate cheese!
shir where that sandvich! :D
Potada 19 Sep, 2012 @ 7:32pm 
i: Restores 50 health points over about 4 seconds.
i: With secondary fire, throws it for another player to restore 40% health.
i: Can be consumed or thrown twice before recharge is required.
i: When thrown and then picked up, restores half of recharge bar.
i: Can only have one Cheesnev half thrown at a time (Can still consume one half for self while other half is on field).
i: After fully used, it must recharge (over about 50.4 seconds) to be used again.
i: Raises maximum health by 40 points for 20 seconds.
i: Raises maximum health of teammates by 30% for 20 seconds.
i: Over-heal time can be extended by an additional 20 seconds with another bite (For self or teammates).
-: Cannot restore recharge bar by outside means (Item packs, dispensers, etc.).
-: 30% slower movement speed, weapon switch during over-heal.

Any suggestions on improvement of these stats? I know there isn't much point to doing this, but I still like putting my two cents in.
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 19 Sep, 2012 @ 12:10pm 
cheese..... heavy loves it besides sandvich
the snow man emo fluttershy.DK 19 Sep, 2012 @ 3:54am 
NOP LOL
Benjamin P. Frog 17 Sep, 2012 @ 7:41am 
PERFECT WHY IS IT NOT I NTHE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roundabout 15 Sep, 2012 @ 8:32pm 
Give it to Spy.
Helvetica 8 Sep, 2012 @ 11:24pm 
ништяяяк я хочуу этот сыырррр
0P4 X45 6 Sep, 2012 @ 8:17am 
cheeesse !!! NOM NOM NOM NUM NOM !
SCHLORMPH 2 Sep, 2012 @ 5:49pm 
Causes a stinky cheese effect so after you eat the cheese it blocks spys from stab and medics from healing... maybe even an explosives defence increase,
Nexus Shield 1 Sep, 2012 @ 5:45pm 
The big cheese
beees 1 Sep, 2012 @ 10:51am 
the duration is half of the dalokohs bar
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beees 1 Sep, 2012 @ 10:49am 
i hate to accept that only 1 secondary from this set could be published.
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heals 120 health
adds +100 health for 30 seconds (these stats are double the dalokohs bar)
2 sec longer taunt duration (you can't start moving for 2 seconds longer than the sandvich or dalokohs bar)
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desc: while many people don't care what they eat, the heavy needs to be careful eating cheese, because he can't get up and moving as fast as other people after a quick snack packaged by a Russian greeting card company.
boo 1 Sep, 2012 @ 8:41am 
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Russian660 1 Sep, 2012 @ 7:05am 
HEAVY TANK EAT SANDVICH
Bowsy 30 Aug, 2012 @ 12:30pm 
I LOVE HEAVY TANKER SERIES!!
Sheriff Tickle-Tits 29 Aug, 2012 @ 11:42pm 
The Cheesey Sandvich
+20% Eating Speed
+Heals 20% More than Sandvich when eaten by ally
-20% Healing
Indiana Jew 29 Aug, 2012 @ 9:36pm 
sweet looks cool
DANNY O 29 Aug, 2012 @ 8:47pm 
Fromage = french for cheese THE BENJA IS A SPY
Benja 29 Aug, 2012 @ 6:18pm 
Being from Wisconsin, I support any fromage related weaponry!
wsutie 29 Aug, 2012 @ 3:10pm 
Negitive:
-10% eating speed
Cannot throw

Positive:
Can be equipped in the action slot; does not take up a weapon slot.
Inkv1ne 29 Aug, 2012 @ 12:38pm 
SO MANY STATS
RarePepe 29 Aug, 2012 @ 8:37am 
well i think since we have food items that heal,increase health, and increase melee damage this should increase speed by 50%
Jung Metro 29 Aug, 2012 @ 7:00am 
Good job. We need some food items.
Awkward Agent 29 Aug, 2012 @ 5:05am 
Full health when consumed
+100% eating time
60 second recharge

Set bonus: -20% damage taken
CrimzonRatofu 29 Aug, 2012 @ 3:48am 
+ On use:Refill your Health and Ammo completely and get Uber and crit (10 sec) and gets 33% faster (until death) . (made from milk of russian bull!)
+ Drop this for 30% Health/Ammo refil and Uber and crit (3 sec) and 10% faster speed( until death) for your teammates!
- you can't pick up your own cheese for same effect (it'll become a medium ammopack like sandvich does)
- takes 60 seconds to recharge (for balance)
- respawn wont recharge this (for balance)
- +200% eating time
This will be good for any situation expect when there's enemy around you since it takes forever to eat. (about 12 seconds)
Craft by using:
1 Sandvich
1 Stake
1 Chocolate
1 Refined
2 Scrap
Infamous_sniper21 28 Aug, 2012 @ 2:55pm 
Possible Stats(fixed, thx to jack the trader :D)

+When Eaten: +100% ammo and health from kits, dispensers, dropped weapons, and medics for 1min.

-Tastes so good heavy needs to take 2 bites (+100% eating time)
- 1:30 recharge time

This edible device would be good at any situation accept when u know it's not safe since it takes so long to eat.
Synex 28 Aug, 2012 @ 2:41pm 
Cannot be dropped
Can only be eaten per life.
Gives max health and ammo also gives a 2 secconds ubercharge wile eating it.
Gives 30% more damage for 10 secconds when eaten.
Worth 2 reclaimed.
2 Styles! Swiss and Cheddar.