Stats: When taunting, Heavy will turn his back to an opponent and release a fecal projectile that deals 50+ damage

Cheese Gromit! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

next time just make a cheese sandwitch not a cheese

looks delicous, just saying.

This item. it seems abit.........."Cheesy".

Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!

How much u think its goaing to cost

We need something like THE IRON FRUITCAKE! It if for true soviet men, so hard when you eat, it actually breaks your teeth, but its soooo heavy that no one can move you my soviet friend

+For 15 seconds immune to all movment and knockback effects (no airblast, sentry knockback, baseballs)
+Increased damage resistance

-30 hp
-Cannot throw out for allies
-50% longer eating time

LOL

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For peace, Bread and..... PORN.

who cut the chees?

more than likely would be a re-skin of the sandvich.

Sometimes i dream about cheeze.,.....

add it valve add it....

STATS: adds 45 health for 35 seconds , recharge rate +10% ?Valve think about it

1 question....WHATS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT CHEESE !! :D

Cheesus christ O.O

cheeeeeeeeeeezeeee!

great

They need to put this in the game

Possible stats?
+Can store uber (Crits or normal)
+When eaten user will be under effect or said uber for normal duriation
-Cannot be thrown
-Medic needs to charge it (Medic needs to deploy the uber whle the item is active to charge)
-While eating user will take mini-critz until eating is done

@SPYPER Now look inside your Sandvich, and tell me the things you see.

Break time!
cheese cheese i hate cheese!
shir where that sandvich! :D

i: Restores 50 health points over about 4 seconds.
i: With secondary fire, throws it for another player to restore 40% health.
i: Can be consumed or thrown twice before recharge is required.
i: When thrown and then picked up, restores half of recharge bar.
i: Can only have one Cheesnev half thrown at a time (Can still consume one half for self while other half is on field).
i: After fully used, it must recharge (over about 50.4 seconds) to be used again.
i: Raises maximum health by 40 points for 20 seconds.
i: Raises maximum health of teammates by 30% for 20 seconds.
i: Over-heal time can be extended by an additional 20 seconds with another bite (For self or teammates).
-: Cannot restore recharge bar by outside means (Item packs, dispensers, etc.).
-: 30% slower movement speed, weapon switch during over-heal.

Any suggestions on improvement of these stats? I know there isn't much point to doing this, but I still like putting my two cents in.

cheese..... heavy loves it besides sandvich

NOP LOL

PERFECT WHY IS IT NOT I NTHE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give it to Spy.

ништяяяк я хочуу этот сыырррр

cheeesse !!! NOM NOM NOM NUM NOM !

Causes a stinky cheese effect so after you eat the cheese it blocks spys from stab and medics from healing... maybe even an explosives defence increase,

The big cheese

the duration is half of the dalokohs bar
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i hate to accept that only 1 secondary from this set could be published.
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heals 120 health
adds +100 health for 30 seconds (these stats are double the dalokohs bar)
2 sec longer taunt duration (you can't start moving for 2 seconds longer than the sandvich or dalokohs bar)
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desc: while many people don't care what they eat, the heavy needs to be careful eating cheese, because he can't get up and moving as fast as other people after a quick snack packaged by a Russian greeting card company.

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HEAVY TANK EAT SANDVICH

I LOVE HEAVY TANKER SERIES!!

The Cheesey Sandvich
+20% Eating Speed
+Heals 20% More than Sandvich when eaten by ally
-20% Healing

sweet looks cool

Fromage = french for cheese THE BENJA IS A SPY

Being from Wisconsin, I support any fromage related weaponry!

Negitive:
-10% eating speed
Cannot throw

Positive:
Can be equipped in the action slot; does not take up a weapon slot.

SO MANY STATS

well i think since we have food items that heal,increase health, and increase melee damage this should increase speed by 50%

Good job. We need some food items.

Full health when consumed
+100% eating time
60 second recharge

Set bonus: -20% damage taken

+ On use:Refill your Health and Ammo completely and get Uber and crit (10 sec) and gets 33% faster (until death) . (made from milk of russian bull!)
+ Drop this for 30% Health/Ammo refil and Uber and crit (3 sec) and 10% faster speed( until death) for your teammates!
- you can't pick up your own cheese for same effect (it'll become a medium ammopack like sandvich does)
- takes 60 seconds to recharge (for balance)
- respawn wont recharge this (for balance)
- +200% eating time
This will be good for any situation expect when there's enemy around you since it takes forever to eat. (about 12 seconds)
Craft by using:
1 Sandvich
1 Stake
1 Chocolate
1 Refined
2 Scrap

Possible Stats(fixed, thx to jack the trader :D)

+When Eaten: +100% ammo and health from kits, dispensers, dropped weapons, and medics for 1min.

-Tastes so good heavy needs to take 2 bites (+100% eating time)
- 1:30 recharge time

This edible device would be good at any situation accept when u know it's not safe since it takes so long to eat.

Cannot be dropped
Can only be eaten per life.
Gives max health and ammo also gives a 2 secconds ubercharge wile eating it.
Gives 30% more damage for 10 secconds when eaten.
Worth 2 reclaimed.
2 Styles! Swiss and Cheddar.