Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Cheesnev
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* IN [[Pipis]] WE TRUST! 2024 年 10 月 29 日 下午 1:34 
Stats: When taunting, Heavy will turn his back to an opponent and release a fecal projectile that deals 50+ damage
Mister Snope 2020 年 10 月 31 日 下午 1:06 
Cheese Gromit! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
phillydopey 2020 年 4 月 24 日 下午 7:17 
next time just make a cheese sandwitch not a cheese
Scorched 2018 年 1 月 29 日 上午 10:42 
looks delicous, just saying.
Chica Chicken 2016 年 4 月 4 日 下午 3:05 
This item. it seems abit.........."Cheesy".
Jeem Cari 2015 年 6 月 27 日 下午 5:36 
Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!
Freaky Visconti 2015 年 5 月 17 日 下午 8:53 
How much u think its goaing to cost
OHGODBEES! 2015 年 5 月 12 日 下午 5:33 
We need something like THE IRON FRUITCAKE! It if for true soviet men, so hard when you eat, it actually breaks your teeth, but its soooo heavy that no one can move you my soviet friend

+For 15 seconds immune to all movment and knockback effects (no airblast, sentry knockback, baseballs)
+Increased damage resistance

-30 hp
-Cannot throw out for allies
-50% longer eating time
ELITE-TMAN THE DOMNATER OF USERS 2014 年 8 月 15 日 下午 11:49 
LOL
Regular Player 2014 年 8 月 15 日 上午 3:03 
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?_? 2014 年 8 月 15 日 上午 1:50 
For peace, Bread and..... PORN.
Fries 2014 年 6 月 19 日 下午 3:09 
who cut the chees?
Bunny Buddnies (Ob+Bb) 2014 年 3 月 1 日 下午 5:08 
more than likely would be a re-skin of the sandvich.
Jeketr 2013 年 10 月 19 日 上午 9:25 
Sometimes i dream about cheeze.,.....
76561198091591274 2013 年 10 月 7 日 上午 9:06 
add it valve add it....
Margrave_Jobst 2013 年 10 月 5 日 上午 10:17 
STATS: adds 45 health for 35 seconds , recharge rate +10% ?Valve think about it
Margrave_Jobst 2013 年 10 月 5 日 上午 10:16 
1 question....WHATS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT CHEESE !! :D
Doehardt 2013 年 8 月 21 日 下午 4:08 
Cheesus christ O.O
FÆROÜS 2013 年 4 月 3 日 下午 2:06 
cheeeeeeeeeeezeeee!
Der Kopfabreißer 2013 年 2 月 16 日 上午 8:16 
great
MrSwissCheese 2013 年 1 月 10 日 下午 6:41 
They need to put this in the game
Sir Reginald 2012 年 11 月 24 日 下午 8:32 
Possible stats?
+Can store uber (Crits or normal)
+When eaten user will be under effect or said uber for normal duriation
-Cannot be thrown
-Medic needs to charge it (Medic needs to deploy the uber whle the item is active to charge)
-While eating user will take mini-critz until eating is done
Hauntdawg 2012 年 10 月 21 日 上午 4:00 
@SPYPER Now look inside your Sandvich, and tell me the things you see.
ЯụB1K-X_107 2012 年 10 月 18 日 上午 5:47 
Break time!
cheese cheese i hate cheese!
shir where that sandvich! :D
Potada 2012 年 9 月 19 日 下午 7:32 
i: Restores 50 health points over about 4 seconds.
i: With secondary fire, throws it for another player to restore 40% health.
i: Can be consumed or thrown twice before recharge is required.
i: When thrown and then picked up, restores half of recharge bar.
i: Can only have one Cheesnev half thrown at a time (Can still consume one half for self while other half is on field).
i: After fully used, it must recharge (over about 50.4 seconds) to be used again.
i: Raises maximum health by 40 points for 20 seconds.
i: Raises maximum health of teammates by 30% for 20 seconds.
i: Over-heal time can be extended by an additional 20 seconds with another bite (For self or teammates).
-: Cannot restore recharge bar by outside means (Item packs, dispensers, etc.).
-: 30% slower movement speed, weapon switch during over-heal.

Any suggestions on improvement of these stats? I know there isn't much point to doing this, but I still like putting my two cents in.
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 2012 年 9 月 19 日 下午 12:10 
cheese..... heavy loves it besides sandvich
the snow man emo fluttershy.DK 2012 年 9 月 19 日 上午 3:54 
NOP LOL
Benjamin P. Frog 2012 年 9 月 17 日 上午 7:41 
PERFECT WHY IS IT NOT I NTHE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roundabout 2012 年 9 月 15 日 下午 8:32 
Give it to Spy.
Helvetica 2012 年 9 月 8 日 下午 11:24 
ништяяяк я хочуу этот сыырррр
0P4 X45 2012 年 9 月 6 日 上午 8:17 
cheeesse !!! NOM NOM NOM NUM NOM !
SCHLORMPH 2012 年 9 月 2 日 下午 5:49 
Causes a stinky cheese effect so after you eat the cheese it blocks spys from stab and medics from healing... maybe even an explosives defence increase,
Nexus Shield 2012 年 9 月 1 日 下午 5:45 
The big cheese
beees 2012 年 9 月 1 日 上午 10:51 
the duration is half of the dalokohs bar
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beees 2012 年 9 月 1 日 上午 10:49 
i hate to accept that only 1 secondary from this set could be published.
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heals 120 health
adds +100 health for 30 seconds (these stats are double the dalokohs bar)
2 sec longer taunt duration (you can't start moving for 2 seconds longer than the sandvich or dalokohs bar)
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desc: while many people don't care what they eat, the heavy needs to be careful eating cheese, because he can't get up and moving as fast as other people after a quick snack packaged by a Russian greeting card company.
boo 2012 年 9 月 1 日 上午 8:41 
g
Russian660 2012 年 9 月 1 日 上午 7:05 
HEAVY TANK EAT SANDVICH
Bowsy 2012 年 8 月 30 日 下午 12:30 
I LOVE HEAVY TANKER SERIES!!
Sheriff Tickle-Tits 2012 年 8 月 29 日 下午 11:42 
The Cheesey Sandvich
+20% Eating Speed
+Heals 20% More than Sandvich when eaten by ally
-20% Healing
Indiana Jew 2012 年 8 月 29 日 下午 9:36 
sweet looks cool
DANNY O 2012 年 8 月 29 日 下午 8:47 
Fromage = french for cheese THE BENJA IS A SPY
Benja 2012 年 8 月 29 日 下午 6:18 
Being from Wisconsin, I support any fromage related weaponry!
wsutie 2012 年 8 月 29 日 下午 3:10 
Negitive:
-10% eating speed
Cannot throw

Positive:
Can be equipped in the action slot; does not take up a weapon slot.
Inkv1ne 2012 年 8 月 29 日 下午 12:38 
SO MANY STATS
RarePepe 2012 年 8 月 29 日 上午 8:37 
well i think since we have food items that heal,increase health, and increase melee damage this should increase speed by 50%
Jung Metro 2012 年 8 月 29 日 上午 7:00 
Good job. We need some food items.
Awkward Agent 2012 年 8 月 29 日 上午 5:05 
Full health when consumed
+100% eating time
60 second recharge

Set bonus: -20% damage taken
CrimzonRatofu 2012 年 8 月 29 日 上午 3:48 
+ On use:Refill your Health and Ammo completely and get Uber and crit (10 sec) and gets 33% faster (until death) . (made from milk of russian bull!)
+ Drop this for 30% Health/Ammo refil and Uber and crit (3 sec) and 10% faster speed( until death) for your teammates!
- you can't pick up your own cheese for same effect (it'll become a medium ammopack like sandvich does)
- takes 60 seconds to recharge (for balance)
- respawn wont recharge this (for balance)
- +200% eating time
This will be good for any situation expect when there's enemy around you since it takes forever to eat. (about 12 seconds)
Craft by using:
1 Sandvich
1 Stake
1 Chocolate
1 Refined
2 Scrap
Infamous_sniper21 2012 年 8 月 28 日 下午 2:55 
Possible Stats(fixed, thx to jack the trader :D)

+When Eaten: +100% ammo and health from kits, dispensers, dropped weapons, and medics for 1min.

-Tastes so good heavy needs to take 2 bites (+100% eating time)
- 1:30 recharge time

This edible device would be good at any situation accept when u know it's not safe since it takes so long to eat.
Synex 2012 年 8 月 28 日 下午 2:41 
Cannot be dropped
Can only be eaten per life.
Gives max health and ammo also gives a 2 secconds ubercharge wile eating it.
Gives 30% more damage for 10 secconds when eaten.
Worth 2 reclaimed.
2 Styles! Swiss and Cheddar.