Oh, one more thing to add, it would be really funny if you added "Beer Goggles" (constant max alcohol poisoning) to the list of random perks.

Bleeding Bombs? Now I can finally Detroit: Become Bakugo

My fav thing abb this is that if used right SOME perks can be helpful (only a little tho)

spiteful little BITCH.

this is hilarious

Could be much better. Like adding settings to remove some of the perks. I like the mod but I cannot stand visual impairements. Also, I find that most runs start with the exact same perk each time. Thundercloud, Trip, Clipped wings, gotta go fast.

Clipped Wings, Alcoholism, Water to Fire... At least I found the fire rock, but I barely made it past the coal mines before getting wrecked. That was insane.Chaos Mods FTW

endless vomit is op with spontaneous generation i thought this was useless perks

maybe you could have the option to have one of this perks in exchange for gold, that would fun

"Electricity Perk But Without Electric Immunity"

ok, now we're gaming

oh my fuck no please

best mod, i would like to help with russian translation of new perks

If you can disable certain mods, then this mod is close to perfect.

Could you add an option to enable / disable useless perks? There are some that are TOO useless that I would like to disable so I can keep using the fun ones

I LOVE YOU GUYS

@Firecracker.K I'd be really happy to see that. This mod is definitely my favorite of the "bullshit" style mods, such as the Ukko Only and Worse Enemies type mods, and I'm sure many other people would appreciate its continuation.

@subwe I was already thinking about doing some work on this mod, since I made it before integrated mod options in the pause menu were a thing and that would be much better than the ingame ui menu I created for this mod's options.

could make a few more as well with the new mechanics that game added since I created this.

We need this mod back... Would be the best mod if it were continued. Things such as "Tinker With Wands Somewhere" which allows you to edit wands in a single random area each stage. A setting that simply replaces all Holy Mountain perks with useless versions would also be appreciated.

gave me PTSD

I can't find the button to open the options menu. When I open my inventory nothing pops up for useless perks.

also i have a mod that prevents vomit

this will be hard for an average player like me

thanks everyone absolutely needed this

Not sure if this is already one of the perks in this mod but here's an idea:

Limited Spells; All spells are now limited.

honestly i just restart until i get endless vomit and then enjoy the game that way

genuinely enjoying this

You had me at unreliable controls
I want to die.

Endless Vomit

I lmao already the moment I saw the perk name

Would it be possible to make a "capitalist utopia" perk that makes EVERY bonus item (including hearts , spell refreshers , and perks) require gold to grab ? Just for the sake of nurturing an *efficient market* :p

Congrats, the high gravity perk was officially added to noita.

You sold me at 'Bleed Lava'.

Perfection.
but what if.. you could bleed ducks.

aaaaand that should be all good for 1.0 now. all the useless perks are working again, and everything seems good. if you find something that's still busted, let me know know!

Love this mod, and I think it could be turned into a much more fun mechanic. What if they spawned mid runs and tempted you to pick them up in exchange for health, gold or wands? Just an idea that could be a totally different mod.

Noita's 1.0 update is tomorrow, but I won't be able to check this mod for any new compatibility bugs for a few days after that, so its possible things may be a little broken before I can see if it needs fixing.

Lava Blood was almost useful.

i love it, but it also physically hurts to play...

boomerang two with the projectile repeller would be absolutely hilarious

I think I've found a better balance for the obtrusive perk. it's smaller, and it'll disappear if you open your inventory which will allow you to see anything it might have hidden.
it covers your health, mana, and jetpack-fuel bars (or it should, this might change a little depending on your screen resolution). it's still annoying but wont cover 35% of the screen or make it impossible to see some information.

@boxcarz
yeah I'll be honest I was on the fence about the view obstructing perk, but I thought it was funny so I included it. I dont know if there's much I can do to change it other than just making it smaller, or moving where it is on screen, so I could just remove it if people think it's that un-fun.

There are two sets of useless perks, there are ones that appear in holy mountain perk temples alongside normal perks, and ones that are in a separate list that are given via a script. Instant Death will only appear in holy mountain perk temples

Okay, I've played around with it a bit, and I do have one suggestion already:
GET RID OF THE VIEW OBSTRUCTING ONE.
All the perks are unfair, i.e: bleeding bombs. That's the whole point, but they're hilarious to witness the results of.
The screen blocker, however, is unfair in a meta way, robbing you of access to the entire upper-right portion of your screen... Including the descriptions of whatever useless perks you might obtain in the future, which makes for situations where you don't recognize the icon of the perk you just got, and you die from "nothing", which was actually the perk you just received doing its job.
It's incredibly annoying, and whereas the other perks at least let you try to survive, this one just forces you to restart your game and erase any progress you made, because it is not unplayable.

P.S: Does the Instant Death perk ever get applied as one of the random useless perks? I assume it doesn't, but I saw it in the holy mountain once and just HAD to take it...

You should tag this as "Quality of Life".

Fantastic difficulty mod. I especially like the "turn nearby water to fire" perk.

"The gods hate you."
Great mod!

@Stafford's Bees
Thank you for telling me about this! It should be fixed now.
That was an extremely simple fix that took me an hour to figure out and I have no one to blame but myself.

Can be fixed in-game by reopening the menus in the proper order.

Hi, if you 1. open the menu, 2. then close your inventory without closing the menu, 3. and then close the menu afterwards, you'll have phantom elements of the menu eating your left clicks.

50x the blood, paid in lava

I wish this was a bit more balanced with some of the useless perks, but this adds a lot of variety to my game! Thanks for this.

homing shots but shots home in on the player

This mod is epic. Imagine a perk that attracts a butt ton of worms. I mean a lot. Like at least .5. Y'know? But seriously that would be pretty cool.