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Useless Perks
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1 Sep, 2020 @ 9:47am
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Useless Perks

Description
Useless Perks is a collection of detrimental perks that make the game more… 'fun'. As you reach each holy mountain a random useless perk is forced upon you, with often disastrous effects. You'll also begin each run with one random useless perk so that your whole run will be 'fun' from start to likely-premature finish.


Including such amazing perks as:
Bleed Lava
Bleed Bombs
All Shuffle
High Gravity
Boomerang Perk 2: Boomerang Harder
Unreliable Controls
Endless Vomit
Mystery Blood
Electricity Perk But Without Electric Immunity
And many more!

Also includes an option menu to customize your levels of 'fun'. Turn features off, or even double, or triple, their effects.
Open your inventory and click on (OPEN Useless Perk Options). If your perks or wands obscure the menu, you can close your inventory after opening and the menu will stay on your screen until you close it.

There are over 40 useless perks in total, 11 of which will spawn in holy mountains like normal perks, while the rest are randomly assigned with a script as you travel deeper.

How far into the depths can you travel while being screwed over by your own perks at every step? Will your own perks kill you? Probably yes.


This is in no way a serious mod, I made this because I thought it would be funny to have a perk that made you bleed lava but didn't give you immunity to lava and then I just kept getting more ideas for awful perks, so it grew into a proper mod. Some of the combinations of useless perks you can get WILL make the game next to impossible as they can create insane feedback loops that can kill you without a chance.
Remember, it's just for fun!

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55 Comments
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Sue Caboose 15 Sep @ 7:49am 
Oh, one more thing to add, it would be really funny if you added "Beer Goggles" (constant max alcohol poisoning) to the list of random perks.
Sue Caboose 15 Sep @ 7:48am 
Bleeding Bombs? Now I can finally Detroit: Become Bakugo :sticky:
Stewert 21 Jun @ 1:33pm 
My fav thing abb this is that if used right SOME perks can be helpful (only a little tho)
HellMouse #SitDown2Pee 17 May @ 3:45pm 
spiteful little BITCH.
sodium fluoride 19 Feb @ 10:41pm 
this is hilarious
A Literal Spider 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:54pm 
Could be much better. Like adding settings to remove some of the perks. I like the mod but I cannot stand visual impairements. Also, I find that most runs start with the exact same perk each time. Thundercloud, Trip, Clipped wings, gotta go fast.
SpectreOne 23 Apr, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
Clipped Wings, Alcoholism, Water to Fire... At least I found the fire rock, but I barely made it past the coal mines before getting wrecked. That was insane.Chaos Mods FTW
Zayzay 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18pm 
endless vomit is op with spontaneous generation i thought this was useless perks
76561199096187357 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54pm 
maybe you could have the option to have one of this perks in exchange for gold, that would fun
RAT 5 Feb, 2023 @ 7:44am 
"Electricity Perk But Without Electric Immunity"

ok, now we're gaming