Rafugil's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 9:03am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:55am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 10:18am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 9:04am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 8:51am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 9:05am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 11:19am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 12:02pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 4:10pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 5:38am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 5:38am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 11:20am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:19pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:40pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 10:09am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 6:26am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:38pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:16pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 9:02am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2014 @ 5:58pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:00am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:27am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 12:30pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 7:45pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2014 @ 3:41pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 10:19am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 11:36am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 6:29am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:57am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:04am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 8:57am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:20pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 8:21am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 9:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:54pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 8:58am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 11:19am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:17am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 10:41am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:17am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 12:04pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 5:38am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 9:10am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 12:00pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 3:11pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 7:22pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 12:28pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 2:24pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 8:53pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

16 / 30