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Odemčeno 53 z 89 (60 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 14. úno. 2014 v 9.03

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 8.55

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 10.18

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 9.04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 14. úno. 2014 v 8.51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 9.05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 17. úno. 2014 v 11.19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 17. úno. 2014 v 12.02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 16.10

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 16. bře. 2014 v 5.38

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 16. bře. 2014 v 5.38

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 23. zář. 2019 v 11.20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 14.19

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 25. dub. 2014 v 13.47

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 14.40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 10.09

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 6.26

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 8. bře. 2014 v 19.38

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 14.16

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 14. úno. 2014 v 9.02

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 21. dub. 2014 v 17.58

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 8. bře. 2014 v 19.39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 10.00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 10.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 17. úno. 2014 v 12.30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 22. zář. 2019 v 19.45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 22. dub. 2014 v 15.41

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 10.19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 17. úno. 2014 v 11.36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 6.29

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 9.57

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 14.57

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 7.04

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 14. úno. 2014 v 8.57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 8. bře. 2014 v 19.20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 14. úno. 2014 v 8.21

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 14. úno. 2014 v 9.02

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 14.54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 14. úno. 2014 v 8.58

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 17. úno. 2014 v 11.19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 12. bře. 2014 v 10.17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 16. úno. 2014 v 10.41

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 8. bře. 2014 v 11.17

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 17. úno. 2014 v 12.22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 17. úno. 2014 v 12.04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 16. bře. 2014 v 5.38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 22. zář. 2019 v 9.10

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 22. zář. 2019 v 12.00

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 22. zář. 2019 v 15.11

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 22. zář. 2019 v 19.22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 23. zář. 2019 v 12.28

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 22. zář. 2019 v 14.24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odemčeno 22. zář. 2019 v 20.53



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
9 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
16 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 10
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