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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 14 lutego 2014 o 9:03

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 8:55

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 10:18

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 9:04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 14 lutego 2014 o 8:51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 9:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 17 lutego 2014 o 11:19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 17 lutego 2014 o 12:02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 16:10

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odblokowano: 16 marca 2014 o 5:38

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odblokowano: 16 marca 2014 o 5:38

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odblokowano: 23 września 2019 o 11:20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 14:19

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odblokowano: 25 kwietnia 2014 o 13:47

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 14:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 10:09

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 6:26

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 8 marca 2014 o 19:38

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 14:16

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 14 lutego 2014 o 9:02

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 21 kwietnia 2014 o 17:58

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 8 marca 2014 o 19:39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 10:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 10:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 17 lutego 2014 o 12:30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2019 o 19:45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 22 kwietnia 2014 o 15:41

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 10:19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 17 lutego 2014 o 11:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 6:29

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 9:57

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 14:57

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 7:04

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 14 lutego 2014 o 8:57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 8 marca 2014 o 19:20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 14 lutego 2014 o 8:21

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 14 lutego 2014 o 9:02

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 14:54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 14 lutego 2014 o 8:58

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 17 lutego 2014 o 11:19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2014 o 10:17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 16 lutego 2014 o 10:41

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 8 marca 2014 o 11:17

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odblokowano: 17 lutego 2014 o 12:22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 17 lutego 2014 o 12:04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odblokowano: 16 marca 2014 o 5:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2019 o 9:10

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2019 o 12:00

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2019 o 15:11

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2019 o 19:22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odblokowano: 23 września 2019 o 12:28

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2019 o 14:24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2019 o 20:53



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
9 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
16 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 10
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