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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 14.2.2014 klo 9.03

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 8.55

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 10.18

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 9.04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 14.2.2014 klo 8.51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 9.05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 17.2.2014 klo 11.19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 17.2.2014 klo 12.02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 16.10

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 16.3.2014 klo 5.38

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 16.3.2014 klo 5.38

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 23.9.2019 klo 11.20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 14.19

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 25.4.2014 klo 13.47

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 14.40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 10.09

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 6.26

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 8.3.2014 klo 19.38

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 14.16

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 14.2.2014 klo 9.02

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 21.4.2014 klo 17.58

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 8.3.2014 klo 19.39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 10.00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 10.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 17.2.2014 klo 12.30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 22.9.2019 klo 19.45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 22.4.2014 klo 15.41

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 10.19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 17.2.2014 klo 11.36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 6.29

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 9.57

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 14.57

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 7.04

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 14.2.2014 klo 8.57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 8.3.2014 klo 19.20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 14.2.2014 klo 8.21

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 14.2.2014 klo 9.02

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 14.54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 14.2.2014 klo 8.58

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 17.2.2014 klo 11.19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 12.3.2014 klo 10.17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 16.2.2014 klo 10.41

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 8.3.2014 klo 11.17

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 17.2.2014 klo 12.22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 17.2.2014 klo 12.04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 16.3.2014 klo 5.38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 22.9.2019 klo 9.10

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 22.9.2019 klo 12.00

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 22.9.2019 klo 15.11

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 22.9.2019 klo 19.22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 23.9.2019 klo 12.28

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.9.2019 klo 14.24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 22.9.2019 klo 20.53



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
9 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
16 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 10
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