Why are you gay

Love you Bruce <3. ~Your Gay Dad

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Wow! Wow! Wow!

+rep Stole my money pouch, and said out loud "I ain' got cho' mani!" He proceeded to run away from me. I then began to chase him down, and attempt to kill him. He put up a great fight, but just as I was about to slit his wrist, he turns into this...water-like form! It was unbelivable! He drizzled into a nearby drain and scurried off. He was never seen again, and I never got my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pouch back. ♥♥♥♥ you, aqua-thief.

oh and, good dude and cool. Y'know, that generic +rep stuff. This dude's chill, my homies.

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