How to Play Starbound


Step 1: Be weeaboo trash hylotl
Step 2: Get the best weeaboo trash armor
Step 3: Dig pit
Step 4: Make weeaboo trash coloney around pit
Step 5: Gather critters from around the universe
Step 6: Empty inventory because it is filled with trash
Step 7: Realize you have been playing this game for 24 hours non-stop
Step 8: Fill pit with critters
Step 9: Neglect critters and avoid getting near them because you might kill them on accident.
Step 10: get arrested for virtual pet abuse and accidental virtual pet slaughter

drinking bleach/10 will dig pit again

Needs a better pet system

How to Play Starbound Step 1: Be weeaboo trash hylotl Step 2: Get the best weeaboo trash armor Step 3: Dig pit Step 4: Make weeaboo trash coloney around pit Step 5: Gather critters from around the universe Step 6: Empty inventory because it is filled with trash Step 7: Realize you have been playing this game for 24 hours non-stop Step 8: Fill pit with critters Step 9: Neglect critters and avoid getting near them because you might kill them on accident. Step 10: get arrested for virtual pet abuse and accidental virtual pet slaughter drinking bleach/10 will dig pit again Needs a better pet system