Schmedley
The Pigmentally Challenged
 
 
Former 5-Time Neon White World Record Holder,
Warframe Nanocelebrity, and Card Game Enthusiast
Currently Online
Personal Achievements
-Shares the World Record for the Most Kills in CoD:MW3 Using Only Toasters
-Can recite entire alphabet from memory
-Lullabied a baby to sleep with Smash Mouth's All Star
-Mastered Tenquilism at the age of 19
-Defeated a robot designed to cheat at rock-paper-scissors
-Speaks German (but only when sleeping)
-Is 1/8192 Bovine
-Ate a vampire.
-Caught an octopus while ice fishing in fresh water
-Survived being shot by Navy Seal Sniper
-Got 100% on an engineering paper written in haiku
-Won an internet argument
-Founding member of Fortuna 69
-5 time Neon White World Record Holder
Recent Activity
50 hrs on record
last played on 18 Jan
20 hrs on record
last played on 12 Jan
50 hrs on record
last played on 9 Jan
Knight 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:42am 
Hey, can you please accept my friendship, I'm not a bot and I just wanna ask you a few things about humble bundle, I don't send links and not trying to scam, just your profile and groups seem as you have been using humble bundle for some time, I saw your profile on fanatical group, so maybe you got a few extras and we might do a few trades?
Floyd The Pig 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:16pm 
But is it all worth it?
MiraculousTrashKitten 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57am 
goober
Okami Amaterasu 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28pm 
the conclave
Nebenfrau 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43am 
:sablechum:
Hummy 17 Aug, 2021 @ 6:51pm 
uwu