-Shares the World Record for the Most Kills in CoD:MW3 Using Only Toasters
-Can recite entire alphabet from memory
-Lullabied a baby to sleep with Smash Mouth's All Star
-Mastered Tenquilism at the age of 19
-Defeated a robot designed to cheat at rock-paper-scissors
-Speaks German (but only when sleeping)
-Is 1/8192 Bovine
-Ate a vampire.
-Caught an octopus while ice fishing in fresh water
-Survived being shot by Navy Seal Sniper
-Got 100% on an engineering paper written in haiku
-Won an internet argument
-Founding member of Fortuna 69
-5 time Neon White World Record Holder