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Wait just a moment he~~~re... Are you, by chance... approaching me~?

Because it seems to me... And I'm just making an observation here... That you are making an attempt to get closer to me. Is that what you are doing? I just want to be one hundred percent clear. I would like to be su~~~re that there are no misunderstandings here.

You know what that means, ri~~ght? This action that you are taking... there is a word for it. Now, I'm not sure if others would use this exact word, but I~ would definitely use it... This word that I'm thinking of, I believe that it is appropriate for this particular situation.

Just so we're clear~... I want to be sure that we are on the same page. You are approaching me, correct? You do realize that this is what you are doing, yes~? You are approaching me. You are moving in my direction with the intent of getting closer to me. I don't want to make any assumptions... and I certainly don't to sound accu~~satory or anything like that... but this seemed like a fairly deliberate action~...

You've seen where I'm going, ri~~ght? I want to be fair and assume that you've figured out why I'm clarifying your actions, but I'll explain it anyway so that there is absolutely no misunderstanding here~. You are moving towards me... thus, you are approaching me... By the way, and I don't want to make assumptions, it seems like you may have an aggressive intent~...

So, to reiterate what I've said so far, you are approaching me? With the intent to defeat me~? It's an admirable attempt... No, seriously. I'll be the first to admit this: I've have never had anyone get this close to me. This has ne~~~ver happened to me before. There are few people who have attempted to approach me in the past, but this is the first time- and I'm telling the truth here- this is the first time anyone has gotten this close.

What will happen? If you were to continue in your pursuit of me, what would happen to you~? If you expect me to answer, then I'm afraid I'm you're going to be disappointed... Let me reiterate, I have ne~~~ver had anyone get this close to me before.

I will, however, tell you what I do know~... I know- no, I am completely certain- that there is a flow in this world... There is a balance between what is good in this world... and what is bad in this world... And, just to be clear, I'm not talking about these concepts in terms of morality. I'm talking about luck.

Let's say that a child in one part of the world gets sick and dies... At the same time, a sick child in another part of the world miraculously recovers... Would you consider this to be a coincidence~? No... it's a direct result of the flow that is present in this world... The balance of good and bad. One cannot exist without the other~. And before you get the wrong idea, this flow is not concerned with the concepts of good or evil... It is merely a law of the universe.

Now, where does that leave us~? Before you take any action against me... Let me say this again, I have no idea what would happen if you did~... let me say this: You are already trapped within this flow. I have no idea how... And I have no idea where from... but this flow will prevent you from getting any closer to me.

That is the truth behind my ability. Like I said a moment ago, there is a balance of good and bad in the universe. My ability is to manipulate that flow... not completely, mind you. But I don't have to. Very slightly, I can manipulate the flow of calamity in my favor. It may not sound like much, but- and I can say this with confidence- you are underestimating the gravity of my ability.

It is true that I have never seen anyone get this close to me... And, as a result, I have no idea what will happen if you choose to pursue me further... but know this. If you do decide to pursue me... then you will die. You are trapped within the flow of calamity, Therefore, any action you take against me will invite calamity upon you.

The only safe path for you right now is... away from here. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you if you retreat right now~... in fact, that's the smartest choice. Trust me, if I were faced with certain defeat, I would run. But you won't. I can see~~~ it in your eyes... that dark determination. The feeling that you will do everything you have to in order to win... even if that means killing. That determination... if I'm going to be honest, it's a little frightening.

But that is besides the point. There is no escaping the flow of calamity. No matter how determined you are to defeat me, it is inevitable... calamity will find its way straight to you... and you will die.

That is the true power of my ability... 『WONDER OF U』
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