Ultras prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:17

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 17:59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 17 jul, 2014 @ 19:31

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 17 jul, 2014 @ 19:31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 23 jan, 2015 @ 22:19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 24 jan, 2015 @ 2:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 5 okt, 2017 @ 11:16

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2017 @ 1:45

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2017 @ 23:18

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 24 jan, 2015 @ 0:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 28 maj, 2019 @ 1:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 23 jan, 2015 @ 22:34

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 23 jan, 2015 @ 22:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 17 jul, 2014 @ 19:31

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 6 maj, 2020 @ 4:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 24 jan, 2015 @ 5:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 17:19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 25 jun, 2016 @ 5:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 28 dec, 2014 @ 2:30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 6 okt, 2017 @ 1:56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 23 jan, 2015 @ 22:37

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2017 @ 3:25

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Upplåst 12 maj, 2020 @ 2:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:25

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 28 dec, 2014 @ 2:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 23 jan, 2015 @ 22:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:15

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 23 jan, 2015 @ 0:07

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 6 maj, 2020 @ 5:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 23 jan, 2015 @ 22:19

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:46

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 5 maj, 2020 @ 4:08

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:14

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 17:51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 17:39

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 23 mar, 2014 @ 3:52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 24 jan, 2015 @ 0:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 24 jan, 2015 @ 2:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 17 jul, 2014 @ 19:31

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 21 apr, 2022 @ 21:47

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 21 apr, 2022 @ 22:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2017 @ 23:19

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 6 okt, 2017 @ 0:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Upplåst 13 maj, 2020 @ 3:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Upplåst 6 okt, 2017 @ 0:41

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 5 okt, 2017 @ 4:49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

270 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

8 / 30