Achievementy uživatele Ultra ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.17

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 17.59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2014 v 19.31

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2014 v 19.31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 23. led. 2015 v 22.19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 24. led. 2015 v 2.07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2017 v 11.16

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 7. říj. 2017 v 1.45

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 7. říj. 2017 v 23.18

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 24. led. 2015 v 0.42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 28. kvě. 2019 v 1.26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 23. led. 2015 v 22.34

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 23. led. 2015 v 22.19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2014 v 19.31

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 6. kvě. 2020 v 4.07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 24. led. 2015 v 5.51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 17.19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2016 v 5.08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 28. pro. 2014 v 2.30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 6. říj. 2017 v 1.56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 23. led. 2015 v 22.37

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 7. říj. 2017 v 3.25

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Odemčeno 12. kvě. 2020 v 2.46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.25

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 28. pro. 2014 v 2.30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 23. led. 2015 v 22.19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.15

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 23. led. 2015 v 0.07

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 6. kvě. 2020 v 5.23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odemčeno 23. led. 2015 v 22.19

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.46

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 5. kvě. 2020 v 4.08

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.14

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 17.51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 17.39

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 23. bře. 2014 v 3.52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 24. led. 2015 v 0.32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 24. led. 2015 v 2.07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2014 v 19.31

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 21. dub. 2022 v 21.47

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 21. dub. 2022 v 22.02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 7. říj. 2017 v 23.19

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 6. říj. 2017 v 0.45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Odemčeno 13. kvě. 2020 v 3.20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odemčeno 6. říj. 2017 v 0.41

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2017 v 4.49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

270 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

8 / 30