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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:17

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 17:59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 17 Ιουλ 2014, 19:31

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 17 Ιουλ 2014, 19:31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Ιαν 2015, 22:19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 24 Ιαν 2015, 2:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Οκτ 2017, 11:16

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Οκτ 2017, 1:45

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Οκτ 2017, 23:18

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 24 Ιαν 2015, 0:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Μαϊ 2019, 1:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Ιαν 2015, 22:34

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Ιαν 2015, 22:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 17 Ιουλ 2014, 19:31

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Μαϊ 2020, 4:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 24 Ιαν 2015, 5:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 17:19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 25 Ιουν 2016, 5:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Δεκ 2014, 2:30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Οκτ 2017, 1:56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Ιαν 2015, 22:37

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Οκτ 2017, 3:25

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Μαϊ 2020, 2:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:25

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Δεκ 2014, 2:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Ιαν 2015, 22:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:15

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Ιαν 2015, 0:07

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Μαϊ 2020, 5:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Ιαν 2015, 22:19

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:46

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Μαϊ 2020, 4:08

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:14

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 17:51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 17:39

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2014, 3:52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 24 Ιαν 2015, 0:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 24 Ιαν 2015, 2:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 17 Ιουλ 2014, 19:31

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Απρ 2022, 21:47

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Απρ 2022, 22:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Οκτ 2017, 23:19

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Οκτ 2017, 0:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Μαϊ 2020, 3:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Οκτ 2017, 0:41

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Οκτ 2017, 4:49



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
1 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
4 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
270 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
8 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
4 / 10
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