Progresul realizărilor lui Ultra pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:17

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 17:59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 17 iul. 2014 la 19:31

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 17 iul. 2014 la 19:31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 22:19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 2:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 5 oct. 2017 la 11:16

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 7 oct. 2017 la 1:45

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 7 oct. 2017 la 23:18

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 0:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 28 mai 2019 la 1:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 22:34

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 22:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 17 iul. 2014 la 19:31

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 6 mai 2020 la 4:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 5:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 17:19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 25 iun. 2016 la 5:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 28 dec. 2014 la 2:30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 6 oct. 2017 la 1:56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 22:37

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 7 oct. 2017 la 3:25

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Obținută la 12 mai 2020 la 2:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:25

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 28 dec. 2014 la 2:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 22:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:15

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 0:07

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 6 mai 2020 la 5:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 23 ian. 2015 la 22:19

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:46

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 5 mai 2020 la 4:08

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:14

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 17:51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 17:39

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2014 la 3:52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 0:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2015 la 2:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 17 iul. 2014 la 19:31

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2022 la 21:47

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2022 la 22:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 7 oct. 2017 la 23:19

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 6 oct. 2017 la 0:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 13 mai 2020 la 3:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Obținută la 6 oct. 2017 la 0:41

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 5 oct. 2017 la 4:49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

270 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

8 / 30