Rocket League is the best League

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A stranger once said unto me, in response to the above statement:

"oh yeah, thats why in twitch you can see more than 200k viewers on lol and 50k on rocket"

To him, or any other who has similar remarks, I proclaim the following words:

"Greatness is not measured in viewer counts or player amounts.

Greatness, my friends, is measured in leagues"

Truth be told, there is no game that can compare to the glorious, magnificent experience that is Rocket League.

This masterpiece is truly in a league of its own.

Furthermore, before any of you cast forth accusations upon me, I can assure you, I am not in league with those who developed this supreme, rocket-powered work of exquisitely coordinated, flashing pixels.

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Ok you know what? forget the formalities and proper grammar. Imma shoot straight with you.

If you thought you could just buy the game and top the leaderboards in a day, you. thought. wrong.

The journey's gonna be harder than that trek from a toilet-paperless dump to that stack of extra rolls in your basement in the middle of the night with the lights out.

Most of the ppl you meet will be way out of your league, and its gonna take guts, practice, and a controller if you want to make it anywhere.


So Stand Tall. Stand Proud.

So Sit Down. On Your Butt.

Idle In That Menu.

Listen To That Soundtrack.

Join That Game.

And Get Rekt Make That Ball Go Boom.