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We just joined the civil hair patrol!
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
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What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody
ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin
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Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"
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ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
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I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
-- The Who
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He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
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The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
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What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love.
-- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis",
stardate 3219.8
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