Recent reviews by Mitch_Murder

There used to be a time period back in the early 2000s when all we got month after month was WW2 bangers. This one particularly imho is one of the best from that era, when Gearbox made real quality games instead of looter shooter slop.

they fu.cking took out the sign for the chernobyl power plant (sorry, chornobyyyyyl)
it's just kind of pathetic all around, like I get it but come on

I don't say this very often but I always thought Alyx had a very cummable face. Just imagine her face glazed in gordon semen

10/10 Could not stop yanking my pizzle

A man who never eats pork buns is not a whole man after all

i can remote play my living room sexbox while being comfy in the bed

From blacksmith's son to terminator in just under 40 hrs

David Cage presents: Detroit without blacks.

censorship leads to communism

A polished turd is still a turd