Recent reviews by Mitch_Murder

Tears of pride came to my eyes after playing baldurs gate 3. I am profoundly moved. So are my bowels. A great slithering shi.t exited my anal sphincter with the very minimum of friction and dropped down between my legs. It now lies on the floor glistening in the light. Already a couple of flies have homed in on its pungent aroma and have begun their feasting.

My name is Commandante Shepard and I`m knee deep in alien pu$$y

Tears of pride came to my eyes after playing new vegas. I am profoundly moved. So are my bowels. A great slithering ♥♥♥♥ exited my anal sphincter with the very minimum of friction and dropped down between my legs. It now lies on the floor glistening in the light. Already a couple of flies have homed in on its pungent aroma and have begun their feasting.

This game cured my rampant homosexuality

Pros: It's a David Cage game
Cons: It's a David Cage game

I HAD A COLD BATH AND SOME CELERY AFTER THE FIRST LEVEL
CANT WAIT FOR WHAT ADVENTURES OF SELF HARM NEXT

If games that require high amounts of intelligence and an IQ higher than the normative data average of Rick And Morty spectators. Than I must recommend this thing of beauty to you. Blessed from the creators above this game will included challenging problems that will bring tears from the uneducated few that test there luck with such a holy game. P.s. The people that do try this game god bless your souls.

I'm sorry Blood Money sisters but this is what peak Hitman looks like.

This game didn't aged well at all. The quest pacing is pretty broken so you end up running back and forth between places. The cutscenes are a mixed bag some of them are OK but most of them cringe or downright ridiculous. The combat system is ok after you get used to the rhythm based combat. Lots of broken quests due to bugs or ctd late game on win11. Modding is recommended. Especially the faster movement mod. Deserves a proper remake without minorities and homosexuals of course.

Every NPC in this game looks like some mongoloid t.ranny brute shrek hybrid with gigantism compexion. Thankfully the combat is entertaining and satisfying.