Recent reviews by SpyderCanopus

Room 1 - Great
Room 2 - Good
Room 3 - Below average

It feels like someone very important left the company between 2 and 3. But you can't enjoy the experience without the trio. So it starts strong and ends in frustration.

Room 1 - Great
Room 2 - Good
Room 3 - Below average

It feels like someone very important left the company between 2 and 3. But you can't enjoy the experience without the trio. So it starts strong and ends in frustration.

Gorgeous visuals, voice work, storytelling, design. Casual gameplay with a few intense moments. Lots of try-and-die, but restarts you fairly close. No decisions. Linear. Like a long movie with a few challenges to get your blood pumping.

Great graphics and voice work. Horrible forgettable story. Combat is extremely frustrating. Get a mr anti fun cheat to get through it fast. I thought this was a Vampire: The Masquerade game. It's not. It's a linear story with a Tell Tale style but worse.

UHD interactive South Park with a better story than most of the episodes. Way better than Stick of Truth. If you like SP and video games, you are obligated to play this.

Stops providing dopamine kicks after about 9 hours of use. Controls are slippery. Can't hear monsters coming, pretty sure they spawn right next to you. The little man slides around on the ground and jumps like Toad in Super Mario 2. Puzzles are either obvious or impossible with a guide. I bet they own all the guide sites and milk them like DLC. It's the perfect scam. I might play more after I get ad-blocker and a second monitor cause alt-tab is getting old. Also my middle finger hurts from holding down W. I would love to switch to controller but you move to slow to be effective with the fast paced combat, which was ripped straight from a better sandbox game, Minecraft. The demo is better than the full version.

PS: I did enjoy the first 9 hours so much that I inured my shoulder and neck from repetative movements. Had to take a steroid and it still hurts a little to this day. I will finish the game and update my review when it's healed.

Amazing. Even better than 7. Played the original when I was about 13. Finally have the nuts to complete it at 35.

Beautiful. Got me dreaming of these girls. Graphics are great. Game is fun. Characters are unique yet cliches.

Feels like a real party I've been to many times. Spent more time at this one than any other, that's for sure.

Yes, it's a sex game... but it's more than that. It's a social game. It's a strategy game.

The plots for each scenario make sense. I used a guide to finish up the achievements, but that didn't take away from the enjoyment.

Bust a nut at least 3-4 times in my play time.

Wish their arms would push their boobs around instead of clip into each other.

Match all the info and click accept or deny while your family dies. It's boring with no reward. I can't believe this has good ratings. It's work with no satisfaction.

Beautiful graphics, but the game is a maze with traps everywhere and almost no save points. Scenario: You're walking down a path or entering a big room and hear rocks sliding. You stop! You look around the room. You die and start over.

The game is not fun. Period. I love gore and horror and games, but this didn't do it for me as a "game".