Elon Musk x Donald Trump mpreg fanfic

Elon Musk: ohh.... i can feel the baby kicking, are you ready to be a father my donny boo?

Dinald Trump: Oh yes my musky wusky... I am... let’s bring a big, wonderful, beautiful child out into this world... oh yes, our child will the best, the greatest...

Elon Musk: *violently convulsing, sweating profusely as the martian child glow through his belly*

Doctor: PUUSSHH! PUSSH!

Donald Trump: Push, Elon, push! We need this baby for America!!!!

Elon Musk: OHHHHH It’s ocmingggg!!!! *the baby comes out of elon’s womb*

Doctor: *holding the baby* It’s a they/them!!!

Donald Trump: I support pronouns now... for my child. .

Elon Musk: We’ll raise them together... as a family..

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🎉２🎉０🎉１🎉９🎉 IS FINALLY HERE 🥂🎇🥂 Y'ALL KNOW 🎉WHAT THAT MEANS 😳🤪😳 NO STRAIGHTS 🤢🤢 ALLOWED 👫🚫👫🚫 ALL HETEROSEXUALS 🍆🍑🍆🍑 WILL BE EXTERMINATED 💥💣💥 ON SIGHT 👀👀 NO EXCEPTIONS 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ SHARE THIS WITH 🎉 ６９ 🎉 GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 TO FINALLY 😩🙌 ERADICATE THE STRAIGHTS🤙🤙

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today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Greece that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊