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Recent reviews by Wiggermaxxer Extraordinaire

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1 person found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record
This game somehow bloated to be bigger than a GTA V install after not even 2 years of content vs. over 12 years of content.

I get that they're not the same game but if you point out that it's an "apples to oranges" comparison, you're missing the point. There's no way in hell this game should've bloated so fast. The only other comparison I can think of is ARK.

Also it runs like ♥♥♥♥ now especially on Super Earth missions, which is a shame, because I wanted to give this game another shot after giving video games a break in 2024 and a portion of 2025.

It's not like my PC's a potato either, since I can easily get geeked up and play other modern titles just fine on my machine.
Posted 8 September.
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36.5 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
got this game on steam after seeing it all over social media and deciding to buy the mobile version to kill time at work.

Really fun gameplay loop that tests just how well you can adapt to different playstyles and thinking outside the box in order to make it far enough to see another ante.

Enjoyable experience both vanilla and modded. I'd recommend playing a few hours in vanilla before going nuts and modding the game and unlocking everything to witness its full potential.

Check out Cryptid, UnStable, and Pokermon.
Posted 16 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Been waiting ages for this game to come out. One of the very few games I've bought at full price within 24 hours of release in recent years.

Worth every dollar and appeals to fans of The Behemoth & Alien Hominid, whether old or newcomers.

Dodge-rolling has i-frames now instead of being a useless suicidal move, which is cool and a game-changing improvement. The game makes sure to show this off during the tutorial, too.

Hope this game blows up since it's kind of under the radar right now and has been even during development.
Posted 1 November, 2023. Last edited 1 November, 2023.
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17.1 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
Game starts off quite slow, but it finds a lot of ways to reel you back in for "just one more replay."

By the time you've come to your senses and decided to take a break from playing, you've already unlocked an array of characters, weapons, upgrades, and game mechanics for future play sessions. And you'll find out that there's still more that you need to unlock. Way more.

Even though the game looks super generic, visually halfhearted, and has no real writing whatsoever, none of that matters, because the viciously addictive gameplay trumps all of those marks. It's a really great break from all of the boring and rehashed games that've been pumped out in recent times.

There's pretty much no hand-holding and it's insanely easy to learn things along the way on your own. It's absolutely bonkers how easy it is to get sucked into this game.

Hell, this game costs less than half a day's worth of food.

Quitting drugs would be less of a challenge.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Gayry Numale on suicide watch! #wow #whoa
Posted 5 November, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
139.6 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
it's fun but i hope they fire the ex-hulu ux director that made this game's ui
Posted 28 October, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
modern doom and other boomer shooters if they weren't so painfully boring

also it's postal, but if postal and ren & stimpy had a child that they left to fend for itself
Posted 9 June, 2022. Last edited 9 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
complete saga but better and just so happens to also be a third person shooter
Posted 12 April, 2022.
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8.3 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
good game to smoke weed and listen to angry music to
Posted 9 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
they added a lean dimension
Posted 1 March, 2022.
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