Recent reviews by humpers

Imo its the worst serious sam game, but its still pretty good overall. The first two levels or so just suck before it opens up and the real fun begins.

Extremely fun with the "yet another mechlab" mods installed. This game is as much of a management game as it is about being a giant 6 story mech blowing stuff up.

One of the best games I've played in a very long time. Beautiful story, art style, and graphics. Extremely unique combat that I haven't really seen before. It's a hybrid between a card game and a hack and slash almost like a real time with pause. It's held back by poor lip syncing and re-used models, but on the whole it is an incredibly good game and the closest thing we're ever going to get to American McGee's Alice 3.

9.5/10 recommend even at full price (I did buy it for 3 USD though).

Brutal doom if it was made by weebs

I never played this as a kid, so I have no nostalgia for it. It definitely feels like a PS2 game design wise in the best and worst ways. It is a bit clunky and can get kind of repetitive, but at the end of the day picking up people with telekinesis and yeeting them into stuff will never not be fun.

Recommend on sale 7.5/10

Severely overrated game. The dialog sounds like it was written by ChatGPT and voice acting is just awful and extremely overacted to the point that it distracts from the genuinely interesting premise. The combat is decent, but not good enough to last more than a dozen hours or so. The story is fairly barebones unless you replay the game like 5 times which is kind of an insane expectation frankly. It just seems like a cynical and cheap way to pad out the game length.


The second campaigns are an improvement 6/10

Great game, but it needs RealRTCW to play properly. Just install this, then look up RealRTCW on steam and download the free mod and start it from there. 8/10

You get an achievement for committing war crimes.

As a big Juice Wrld fan, I was very impressed by the sequel.

The combat it just so clunky and its very hard even getting the game to run.