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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It seems cool but this has got to be the very first game where I literally cannot play it without getting a massive headache.
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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21.1 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Lego racers for kids with autism. 9/10
Posted 14 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
Its just so mediocre.
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This has got to be one of the most impressive tech demos I've ever played. If they ever add an actual game to it, I'll be the first to recommend it.
Posted 2 July, 2024.
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46.6 hrs on record
I feel like the political drama surrounding this game was intentionally drummed up to cover up the fact the game itself is just meh and somewhat forgettable. Its not bad by any means, but Its not really something that will stick in your mind after the credits roll. 6/10
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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62.2 hrs on record
It is a fun game once you realize that literally none of the side quests outside of the faction quests are worth doing. Seriously, don't even accept them. You WILL get bored and burnt out fast if you do because they are all terrible fetch quests. Even skipping all side quests it took me 60 hours to beat the main and faction quest lines which is more than enough content. 7/10 buy on sale.
Posted 27 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
This game came out in 2019 without an fov slider or even the ability to unlock the frame rate. Technical issues aside its a creepy weeb game for creepy weebs. The guys sound like they're on the spectrum and the girls sound like they've just left pre-school.
Posted 13 June, 2024.
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199.5 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After playing the game longer it seems the high roller stuff is not actually that important and "normal" common mode is the REAL game in most ways so its a much less egregious paywall than it seems to newbies. There are other forms of progression (quests and bosses) that are better than collecting terrible greens that will never be useful anyway. The most limiting factor of the trial is actually the single class slot and I think they need to expand it by at least 1 and allow the full version to be bought directly on steam. That said the game itself is actually still pretty great even on the trial mode so I'm switching my review from negative to positive. 7/10
Posted 7 June, 2024. Last edited 8 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.7 hrs on record (42.3 hrs at review time)
This game is filled to the brim with glitches and bugs, extremely poor balancing, and the devs only work on pumping out premium battle passes each month instead of working on making their game functional. Now they're forcing players to make a PlayStation account to even play the game 3 months after release just to juice players even more from selling our personal data from a game we already paid for.
Posted 3 May, 2024.
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22.6 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
This game is half parkour, half shooting, and half cringe.
Posted 2 May, 2024.
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