Recent reviews by humpers

Metal as frick

furries are disgusting

Absolutely absurd game with great art direction and gunplay. Worth it at full price.

Star Wars: Combat Evolved

I'm so glad I gave this game another try. I hated it at first because I didn't "get" it. Much like prey it starts off very overwhelming and directionless which is uncommon for modern games, but it starts to make sense within an hour or two if you stick with it and learn the game mechanics. This game is not a roguelike, it is a metroidvania with the map being divided into both 4 different sections, and 4 different times of day. Each run unlocks new pieces of that map until you have full access to kill all 7 visionaries in one day. It can get a little bit repetitive, but the art direction, gameplay and graphics are absolutely stellar and the power progression is very meaningful. By the end I was running extra loops just for fun because i was a literal teleporting demi-god sacrificing everyone in the map within minutes. 9/10

I really wanted to like it. There are a lot of good ideas and strong art direction here, but the combat is just so absurdly dull. Its honestly hard to describe how hard it sucks and how bad it feels.

Unironically the best Mass Effect game.

Some of the best destruction I've seen since red faction guerrilla

Extremely overrated streamer bait.

Zelda for goths.