Recent reviews by humpers

A very solid take on the ARPG/diablo clone genre. It does enough different that it really feels like a breath of fresh air in the moment to moment gameplay compared to its contemporaries. Weapons sound beefying feel very satisfying to use with some flashy effects and a very well done corpse and environmental destruction system. The campaign is very long and there are side quest campaigns that are roughly the same length. All together it took me almost 50 hours to beat without touching any events, endgame or repeatable modes.

While the core game is excellent, I have one major grievance and a minor criticism. This game is made on a custom engine, and boy does it show. This performs like it came out in 2018, but it looks like it came out in 2009. The worst offender is the "frame blending" option which is necessary to get the game running at any reasonable frame rate. This option makes characters look blurry, artifacted and out of focus. If you can swallow the sub par graphics, you'll find an excellent game underneath. My second minor issue with the game is that its simply priced too high for what it is. This game is not a AAA game, and it should not be priced as such. Luckily the game can be found at steep discount on various sites and steam itself. I bought this game for roughly 8 USD, and I think it could reasonably be worth more to most. 7.5/10

I'm not fully sure how this got in my library. The game is extremely cringe in english, maybe a little better in japanese but not much. The combat makes no sense at all and feels awful. The women dress like strippers but look and sound about 12. Creepy. Avoid unless you're a massive weeb who loves terrible gameplay.

Pretty sure this game is used to scam trading cards

Really glad I stuck with this one. I really liked Greedfall so I thought I'd try its predecessor. The graphics, worldbuilding, art style and story are fairly good imo. Lots of quests, factions and key choices that matter down the line. I think the combat is fairly decent as well. I hated it at first, but like many eurojank RPGs the protagonist starts out very underpowered and then becomes a god towards the end. You start out as a weakling and there is a particularly obnoxious boss in the very beginning which seems like poor design, but soon after that the difficulty goes way down once you get some levels, perks, armor, upgrades, companions etc and the combat starts to actually be fun.

My only real gripe with this game is the mediocre to unintentionally hilariously bad voice acting. Unfortunatley that comes with the territory in low budget games and given the super low price (I got it for 1.69USD) it is understandable. Bless the armory mans heart. I don't think the actor was even trying and we love him for that. 6/10

Yeah, wow the combat feels terrible.

I got this because I liked lords of the fallen and I've heard this is similar to it. Honestly this game was just pretty boring by comparison so I returned it.

I think a lot of the negative reviews are from the past poor optimization and bugs that have largely been fixed (aside from keybinds). This game still has a lot of flaws and lacks some polish, but its so rare to find a game that actually takes a risk and tries something new at the risk of being controversial.

This is a mix of a 3d platformer, collect-a-thon, bullet hell third person shooter, and open world RPG. The story is a bit predictable, but very charming in its execution which is reminiscent of pixar. 6.5/10 Buy on sale (4USD).

Very try hard, very complicated, and very racist. 7/10

Excellent game if you know what you're getting into. Just understand that this is a Twin stick shooter with rpg elements, NOT a cyberpunk ARPG/Diablo clone.

The gunplay is extremely good. Guns feel powerful with great sounds, great effects, big blood splatter and top tier ragdoll physics buffoonery. The visuals are stunning in both art style and fidelity. I have some minor gripes about the objective arrow being wonky sometimes, or the camera not being modifiable, but overall for the price (especially on regular sale for 9 USD) this game is an absolute steal. 8/10

I don't even particularly enjoy diablo clones, I'm just here for those sweet sweet ragdolls.