Recent reviews by humpers

About time Ace of Spades got a proper sequel.

I really wanted to like it, its just very medicore. In a world where you can get the serious sam games for less than a dollar and doom eternal for 10, why would you ever play this.

Serious Sam for goths

Doom for chads

This is a hard one to review. On one hand, this is probably the very best Serious Sam has ever been from a gameplay perspective. On the other hand, it is the absolute worst its ever been from a performance perspective. The performance does not even seem to use all of GPU processing available and is extremely CPU based. I respect the commitment to creating an entirely new from scratch engine instead of just using Unreal like everyone else, but it seems they bit off more than they can chew.

If you're struggling with performance, I made a guide "how to fix stuttering" with some options that may help, but there are no guarantees. If you do end up playing the game, I would highly recommend also playing New Game +. The campaign is only around 7 hours, but the new game plus essentially remakes the entire campaign with all new enemy spawns where Sam starts off with all weapons and the early and mid levels have massive enemy counts that are not found in the first playthrough. Way more fun, but you probably shouldn't increase the difficulty as the massively increased enemy counts will increase the difficulty itself without having to change anything.

P.s. If you don't unlock dual wielding first, you're playing the game wrong.

you get to invade the middle east as the only black fella in gondor 6/10

Pretty nice little story wrap up for goth Talion. Its not a masterpiece by any means and if you didn't like the base game you wont like this, but its worth the extra dollar or two for the complete edition in my opinion. 7/10

Side note: Pretty sure this got review bombed because you play as a woman. Stay classy, gamers.

They have a lot of neat ideas that could be a unique and fun game, but a tactical game in third person simply makes no sense. I genuinely do not understand why they ever thought third person was a good idea in this close quarters setting as it always just devolves into an endless corner peaking competition. These types games need to be in first person to have any amount of fair play and a sustainable player base. I suspect this will be dead in a year if they do not make this change.

I loved remnant from the ashes and I was looking for something like it. I am still looking.

I really wanted to like this game, its just too obnoxious, unfair and repetitive and the core gameplay isn't fun enough to make up for that. I think games like WASTED and barony have tried this format far more successfully.