Recent reviews by HeXaGoN

FTL? More like FML.

it lacks FIREBLU
what's a doom game without FIREBLU

It exclaims my name every time I win.

One of the few games I have difficulty finding a single flaw in.
Not only that, but it's very fun and has some great replay value.
Just add water people.

It's a great game, but kind of repetitive.

Ori in the House was a great experience.

It's a good game. I've beaten all of it and got low death counts.
Please fix the ESC key though.

It says said "Congratulation" at the end of the tutorial.

I've never really thought to review this game, but I'll go ahead.
What could been a game about really thinking out a build and really getting into the role of a heister, isn't that game.

Everything about this game is stupid. Ridiculous DLCs and crossovers (i.e. Chivilary pack, H3H3 pack, etc.), the insanely poor balance, the poor treatment of early backers (forcing them to pay more for DLC than new players), stupid heist premises (Goat Simulator?), poorly designed heists (i.e. Goat Simulator), the "lore"/"storyline" which is incoherent and poorly written as ♥♥♥♥, etc. etc.

I find when you have to make very specific builds just to survive the highest difficulty, it's not very satisfying. You don't think anything out. You don't coordinate with people, at all. On the hardest difficulty, you are practically abusing skills for invulnerability to avoid getting one-shot by the 80+ enemies that spawn around you and shoot at you from all angles, often on maps with no cover at all (i.e. Goat Simulator... again)

Seriously, imagine a game where if you get hit with just one bullet, you die; the bullets are not projectiles, they are hitscans. Now, imagine 80 enemies around you, in an otherwise empty room. Imagine those enemies are shooting undodgeable bullets at you, constantly. That's what this game is for the most part. Sound fun? It isn't.

It may be unfair to base this review on the higher difficulties, but honestly, none of the difficulties are satisfying. The lower difficulties are way too easy (Normal is a joke), and all of the Mayhem+ difficulties share the same problem as Death Sentence, just much more toned down.

Good game but for the love of god fix the autobalancing.