R10 ʲᵃᶜᵏᵃˡ
Portland, Oregon, United States
 
 
 
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I'm the type who's either reliving the classics or unearthing the obscure, and I prefer to do it solo. Occasionally, I'll whip up some humorous reviews and videos just for kicks.
When I'm not dominating Steam, you'll find me delving into emulators and old-school consoles or just another games.

I also play stoned.

RP/ERP -- go to another profile. :lilacstare:
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As a long-time fan of the series, I must say, Ace Combat 7 really takes the cake… and then drops it from 20,000 feet just to see what happens. It’s like the game developers decided to put Top Gun, a roller coaster, and a fireworks show in a blender and served us the resulting adrenaline smoothie.

The graphics are so good, you’ll forget it’s a game and start apologizing to your family for not writing because you’ve been deployed on a secret mission. The storyline? Well, it’s there, somewhere, between the missile locks and barrel rolls, but who’s paying attention to that when you’ve got a squadron of enemy jets tailing you? Well, If not, then... psst *wink, wink*

And let’s talk about the dogfights. They’re more intense than a debate between two people who can’t remember what they’re arguing about. The controls are so responsive, I’m pretty sure if I sneezed, my plane would do a loop-de-loop.

Now, the game isn’t without its quirks. For instance, the lack of a tutorial means you’re thrown into the deep end faster than a newbie at a pool party. But hey, who needs instructions when you have instinct and a reckless disregard for gravity?

Soundtrack is a triumph of musical engineering, a sonic tapestry woven with the threads of drama, tension, and the unbridled joy of flight. From the moment the first note is played, you’re transported to a world where the sky is the stage and the aircraft are the performers. It's a must-listen, to take us on a journey without ever leaving our seats. 🎶✨

In conclusion. Perfect game for anyone who’s ever looked at a plane and thought, “I could do that if it weren’t for the laws of physics.” So strap in, take off, and enjoy the ride – just don’t forget to eject before you hit the ground!

10 png dogs out of 10.
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