A true masterwork of the medium.

Way funnier and thoughtful than I expected it to be. Short; but to the point.

Combat is genuinely great; balance is good and has some excellent pacing. The real surprise is the story; as it’s both a loving sends up of early 2000’s cringe fanfiction you wrote as a 13 year old; yet also having; what I think is a very intentional sad charterer study of its fictional creator as he grapples with his own inadequacy; sexual frustration and dead-end Midwest existence.

It might not hit the highs of a BioShock or dusk, but this was good. Really good. Buy it for the soundtrack alone.

8.5/10

The S blade has a hackblood charge

A game developed by the kid in the back of your early 2000's classroom with the leather jacket and spiked hair. The one who kept saying he's got a secret underground club base with every videogame system, R-rated movie, and concession stand that rivals a movie theatre -- but you can't come round and see it cos only secret initiate members can join and IT TOTALLY IS REAL, BONERFACE.

This aesthetic is why 2005+ needed frutiger aero to allow loser babies to detox after what was definitely the coolest and most epic time period known to man (except for like the year 3000 like what Busted sung about cos everythings underwater and you get to bang hOT BABES ;)))

This reeks of axe body spray and red bull. It's like listening to all Limp Bizkit and Alien Ant Farm's CD's at once, doing a kick flip on your flaming skull skateboard, and mooning the Blockbuster employee who was dating your older sister 2 months ago.

Narcs and posers will literally have their eye sockets and nutsickles (ball bag) explode if they tried to play this.

It's straight up epic sauce. This is what video games should aspire to be like, not nerd spreadsheet kingdom-building baby games.