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Oh man there are so many cheaters EAC needs to stop great update devs!!!

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Bought the game for the horse armor,
stayed due to skooma addiction.

Somehow plays better than half of modern day shooters and was more fun before they nerfed bhopping.

Expected Resident Evil 1/Silent Hill 1 but with increased Survival elements.
Got a 1-1 recreation of Poland.

Do you like being able to do completely stupid ♥♥♥♥ in a video game that makes no sense and feels very video gamey? Do you like breaking video games and completely avoiding entire parts of the game just because it's funny as ♥♥♥♥ to do? Do you like games where your character is being exploited by loan sharks? Do you like games from late 2000's to early 2010's? This is an instantaneous buy if even one ticks.

It let me say I'm going to do a job butt ass naked, murder a bunch of townsfolk on that same job, and I got extra money for doing the former actions.

Wait....... if they're stickmen wouldn't it be really hard to shoot each other???? How do they hold up guns???? HOW DO THEY HOLD ANYTHING???? THE QUESTION KEEP PILING.......... 0/10 I do not recommend...........

g-g-g-guys this isn't a video game........................ it's a book :shocked face: x40.......... i cannot recommend :(
also adds gregrio part 4 character btw (funny haha crazy diamond haha)
This game started the "Chapter 6 and the game is ending? K idrc anymore." trend this entire trilogy has.

This is literally Starbound. The Chucklefish anti-masterpiece. Like there is no joke it is actually Starbound. Please, I beg of you, go play Terraria instead of this, and if you have already played Terraria, go play Calamity. Just do not play Starbound.

As the Magnum Opus of anti-masterpieces, this game has:
- Extremely parasitic devs. If you want more info on this look it up, I'm not mentioning it much because my review may be marked as off-topic for just mentioning this, but this should 100% be taken into account before buying.
- Horrendous story that gets in the way of sandboxing in a sandbox game.
- The fact that it is LITERALLY Starbound.
- It is literally just not good.
- Has all the same issues as No Man's Sky at launch, but amplified due to lackluster base-building and the atmosphere is worse, you don't feel "Starbound" in this like you do in NMS (again, at launch) basically NMS but in 2D form. For some reason unlike NMS at launch, this has "Very Positive" and not "Mostly Negative".
- All mechanics are either watered down versions of Terraria's or just different to try and make you not think this is a Terraria copy, but it ends up being more tedious to use.
- Extremely uninteresting enemies and bosses after you fight 1 or 2.
- Everything which is not blatantly hand-crafted has mediocre at best repetitive generation.
- There's hundreds of other issues I have not mentioned states in other reviews of this game.
- Go play Terraria.