My favourite verse from The Bible to read before going to sleep:
Getting Started > Step by Step > Scenes and Nodes

MY GAMES ARE EXQUISITE

Imagine for a second that you are not a game developer anymore. Instead, you're a chef! Change your hipster outfit for a toque and a double breasted jacket. Now, instead of making games, you create new and delicious recipes for your guests.

Starter guide:
press 'A'
press 'X'
when prompted press 'ok'
press shift + 'A'
goto Mesh > Cube

the ritual is now complete, you may now continue as normal