hey

#restinpeace to ur ugly ass wife.. sorry for ur loss #uglywifedead

hey so this is awkward but uhm i think you might have accidentally grabbed my bag instead of yours? we had the same one so i know its an easy mistake to make but i dont remember filling my bag with dead birds? like fresh ones??? idk message me so we can clear this up

Hey dude this is your third warning stop texting my grandma!

since you asked .. i do not know 'ezelp'. please ♥♥♥♥ off

you will overcome all of your hurdles and live a long happy life